and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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