i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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