do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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