so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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