Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize