Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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