you're like a bully in the Christmas story
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.