Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?