its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
