69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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