just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Jerry, you need to find god
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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