Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  i wonder if she has dreads down there too...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): i wonder if she has dreads down there too... http://tfl.nu/iak9
  Replies (13) Good night (610) Bad night (2756)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes. http://tfl.nu/z1l1
  Replies (25) Good night (702) Bad night (3360)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!' http://tfl.nu/sd3c
  Replies (41) Good night (9354) Bad night (1030)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you http://tfl.nu/vy0a
  Replies (21) Good night (5047) Bad night (1616)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  fireball beer pong. youre missing out

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  how is that even possible?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  ove gloves.

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  be there in ten.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): fireball beer pong. youre missing out (732): how is that even possible? (908): ove gloves. (732): be there in ten. http://tfl.nu/dpvx
  Replies (30) Good night (8963) Bad night (1183)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!" http://tfl.nu/rdw8
  Replies (9) Good night (1337) Bad night (2968)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing. http://tfl.nu/hr4b
  Replies (17) Good night (4321) Bad night (2002)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night http://tfl.nu/g4dq
  Replies (9) Good night (1362) Bad night (2520)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong http://tfl.nu/nuya
  Replies (6) Good night (3707) Bad night (690)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober. http://tfl.nu/dut2
  Replies (5) Good night (1489) Bad night (549)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point http://tfl.nu/cccx
  Replies (9) Good night (1757) Bad night (593)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick! http://tfl.nu/u1do
  Replies (15) Good night (969) Bad night (1183)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help. http://tfl.nu/pypk
  Replies (1) Good night (280) Bad night (629)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night http://tfl.nu/ncnb
  Replies (2) Good night (506) Bad night (250)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER. http://tfl.nu/dcuo
  Replies (0) Good night (220) Bad night (361)

Randomize