You can't special order awesome
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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