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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Duck Duck Cougar?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.

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  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.

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