Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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