just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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