i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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