butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Even my vagina gasped.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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