Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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