I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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