why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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