Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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