That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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