this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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