Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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