Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.