Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse