My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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