i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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