butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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