he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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