Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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