That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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