Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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