That's intense
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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