saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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