First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I love having hate sex.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Your cock deserves a montage
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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