We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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