they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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