but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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