i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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