Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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