So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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