you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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