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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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