ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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