I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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