at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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