Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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