Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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