Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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