I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Your cock deserves a montage
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Randomize
