That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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