I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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