Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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