Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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