Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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