people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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