thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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