Me too!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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