just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
