You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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