she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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